Wildlife Cinematographer Pillows

"I could help you get into films"

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Deer Season Open.

Giraffe Selfie

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Bird Torture.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

The One That Got Away

Elephant ass selfie.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Safari.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.

"I'm in disguise."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

Ok, now you're not swiping at salmon. Now you're just splashing me.

Lion attacking Polar Bear

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

"No, son. Let him finish."

'Thanks for the heads up!'