Wildlife Photographer Pillows

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

'National Geographic is on their way. Everyone out of the jacuzzi.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

As a veteran wildlife photographer, Dave could now almost always tell when the animals have sensed his presence.

Safari.

"I take it back: You might look at bit clumsy on land, but boy you're amazingly agile in the water!"

Directing a wildlife documentary.

"It's a photo release form. I'm not signing this."

'...You say you hunt for food and not for sport? What a coincidence! So do we!'

'Do not feed the bears.' - 'A hug then?'

'No kidding! I was in that David Attenborough documentary too...'

Dave had never experienced nervous ticks until just before his nature channel debut

'Spread your wings now.' 'Bugger off, you weirdo.'

'You looking for me?'

Determined to get a good snapshot, Dr Day inched closer and closer to the sleeping bull elephant. Just then, his beeper went off.

'He's entering wildlife photographer of the year.'

A buck and a half.

'Natural selection - 'Hi - I'm gnu here.''

"All clear, I can't see any wildlife paparrazzi."

'The lion's lost his pride.'

'So this is human hide...'

"Congratulations, Baer—I think you've wiped out the species!"

Birds Hide As They Sneak Past The Hunter.

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

"Just once I'd like to eat without cringing in terror."

'Now that's what I call a primal scream!'

"Avoid eye contact. This guy's a real loon."

He couldn't put his finger on it but there was something about the animals in the new safari park that made Walt suspicious.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

'Mind if we join you?'

'Did you hear a twig snap?'