Wildlife Photographer Gifts

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

'National Geographic is on their way. Everyone out of the jacuzzi.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

"I take it back: You might look at bit clumsy on land, but boy you're amazingly agile in the water!"

As a veteran wildlife photographer, Dave could now almost always tell when the animals have sensed his presence.

Safari.

'Do not feed the bears.' - 'A hug then?'

'Spread your wings now.' 'Bugger off, you weirdo.'

"It's a photo release form. I'm not signing this."

'...You say you hunt for food and not for sport? What a coincidence! So do we!'

Dave had never experienced nervous ticks until just before his nature channel debut

'He's entering wildlife photographer of the year.'

Determined to get a good snapshot, Dr Day inched closer and closer to the sleeping bull elephant. Just then, his beeper went off.

Directing a wildlife documentary.

'You looking for me?'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Avoid eye contact. This guy's a real loon."

Bear in mind that there are bears in these woods.

Orange Bengal Tiger

"Congratulations, Baer—I think you've wiped out the species!"

'All right, on three, everybody snarl.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 7.

"The food is great, but the service is terrible."

'The lion's lost his pride.'

"Just once I'd like to eat without cringing in terror."

'I'm sorry, but I'll have to eat you. . . they're filming a documentary.'

'Did you hear a twig snap?'

Final selfie

'Mind if we join you?'

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'

He couldn't put his finger on it but there was something about the animals in the new safari park that made Walt suspicious.

'Natural selection - 'Hi - I'm gnu here.''