Wildlife Photographers Gifts

'Hey, nice gun! What do you hunt with it?'

'I guess our fifteen minutes are up.'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Deer Season Open.

Bear Hugging Season Open

Giraffe Selfie

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Bird Torture.

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"They're so like us."

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"Get out of my face!"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

Elephant ass selfie.

The One That Got Away

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"It makes me want to pee."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."