Wildlife Photography Pillows

'National Geographic is on their way. Everyone out of the jacuzzi.'

As a veteran wildlife photographer, Dave could now almost always tell when the animals have sensed his presence.

"I just wanted to say I've always been a big fan."

'You looking for me?'

Elephant to elephant with 'nose job.' 'Wait, don't tell me. Something's different.'

'He's entering wildlife photographer of the year.'

Back just a liiiittle more... Okay, perfect. Now hooold it... Hoooold it...

'The lion's lost his pride.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Did you hear a twig snap?'

"Another animal rights campaginer!!"

"Avoid eye contact. This guy's a real loon."

Birds Hide As They Sneak Past The Hunter.

'Don't dive until just before they throw the harpoons - It'll make a great picture.'

Goatfish

Evolution.

'Perhaps you'll make it up to the cover of 'National Geographic' but no antelope will ever respect you again as the savannas' most dangerous predator.'

'Bob's determination to photograph sea life...was only exceeded by his lack of knowledge concerning the food chain.'

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

'Thar...Now to grab ma gun an' skeedaddle.'

Wall-ruses.

"Yeah, spreading your hood should make you look threatening, but in your case, it makes you look like a love-heart..."

"I haven't seen a spotted owl yet, but I see three giant fleas."

Unwanted Guests

"Stop it! There's a wildlife photographer around, so I want you to behave!"

"Hang on. . . am I black with white stripes, or white with black stripes. . . ?"

Unintentional Self Baiting

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

The not so well known 'middle aged' Saguaro state park.

"I could help you get into films"

'Now we come to the most exciting part, but unfortunately my husband was too busy to get a shot of it.'

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

Ethical Poachers