Wildlife Gifts

"Well, you heard wrong. I do not collect nuts. Look, I can't get into this with you right now ? I'm with a patient."

"My question is: Are we making an impact?"

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"You know, for a gazelle, you're an awful klutz!"

"You ever have flying dreams?"

"Wow! Whose idea was the cheese log?"

"You're kidding. I thought it was Friday."

Water resistant, shock resistant, change resistant. 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it!'

A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.

A penguin keeps a globe upside-down.

"I'll just eat at the bar."

Lone Wolf

"I think it's very considerate of people to separate their trash."

"Well, I was hoping this might scare the other squirrels away from the bird feeders...but they seem to have made me their king!"

'Visit my website.'

Of all the penguins, Sigmund was the only one with any sense.

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

Sportscasters on the Savannah

"Sure, dead is important. But it has to taste good."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Canadian Lemmings

"Every generation rebels, dear."

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

Rattlecornsnake

"This next song is also called AWHOOOOO."

'So...are you comin' or goin'?'

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

"Always an oil spill. Never a vodka spill."

"Wow - she is stunning."

"How were the first few sips?"