Wildlife Mugs

"Well, you heard wrong. I do not collect nuts. Look, I can't get into this with you right now ? I'm with a patient."

"My question is: Are we making an impact?"

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"You ever have flying dreams?"

"You know, for a gazelle, you're an awful klutz!"

"Wow! Whose idea was the cheese log?"

"You're kidding. I thought it was Friday."

Water resistant, shock resistant, change resistant. 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it!'

A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.

A penguin keeps a globe upside-down.

"I'll just eat at the bar."

Lone Wolf

"I think it's very considerate of people to separate their trash."

"Well, I was hoping this might scare the other squirrels away from the bird feeders...but they seem to have made me their king!"

'Visit my website.'

Of all the penguins, Sigmund was the only one with any sense.

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

"Sure, dead is important. But it has to taste good."

Sportscasters on the Savannah

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Every generation rebels, dear."

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

"Yeah, that's not real. He's wearing a twig."

Canadian Lemmings

"How were the first few sips?"

"This next song is also called AWHOOOOO."

'Hang on, the analysis of the Audiospectrograph of that call indicates it's a decoy...'

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."

"Always an oil spill. Never a vodka spill."

'So...are you comin' or goin'?'

"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."

"Wow - she is stunning."