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"I only feel truly alive when I'm on the stage."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Nun Fight.

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

The Not So Wild West

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Let's scoot."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Tonto Casino.

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

A Capella: singing without musical accompaniment.

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

Nannies Of The Old West

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'