Wild West Dramatist Pillows

"I only feel truly alive when I'm on the stage."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Nun Fight.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

The Not So Wild West

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Let's scoot."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Tonto Casino.

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

A Capella: singing without musical accompaniment.

Nannies Of The Old West

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'