Wii Console Gifts

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Rage.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Kitchen Tetris

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Computer Expert

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Gamers

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Computer games

Second lifeReal life.

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Internet Cafe.