Wig Whisperers Mugs

Captain Pointy No.34 - Wig spotting

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Polly txt speak

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

I guess she had other plans for you.

The Worm Charmer

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Collies Without Borders

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Raised by Dogs

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Wolf Karaoke

"This never happened."

Bassoons.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You're completely screwed up."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'I could eat you.'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Timber preservation