Wolf Whisperers Mugs

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

'I ran with them once.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Children's Parties

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

I guess she had other plans for you.

Raised by Dogs

Collies Without Borders

"This never happened."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Wolf Karaoke

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

Biodiversity

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"You're completely screwed up."

'Nice jingle!'

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"I'm in disguise."

Birds with Headphones

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"