Woods Whisperer Mugs

Walking in the woods.

'I don't like roughing it...'

'D I Y log cabin for sale'

'What goes on in the woods stays in the woods.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Wolf Karaoke

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Bassoons.

'Now it fits.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Biodiversity

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Nice jingle!'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"I'm in disguise."

Birds with Headphones

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

David Attenborough's Morning

Timber preservation

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

The Destruction of the Environment