Wit Whisperer Mugs

'That does it! -- I'm calling in all my loans!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"This position has become very important to the company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"Money is life's report card."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"Now all we need is a good script."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'