Wealth Whisperers Mugs

'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

"I'm not worrying. I've got most of my money in handbaskets."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Harlan, don't you ever get tired of being quiet money."

"See, Jimmy? If they give a big tax cut to the wealthy, those guys'll feel good and have us come fix their roof and stuff."

A father and son discussing wealth and knowledge

"The best thing about untold wealth is that it can't be audited."

'I see money. . . I see more money. . . I see a woman.'

Penny for your thoughts.

'I arrived in this country with

"I live on Elm Street, but for tax purposes my dad says we live on the Cayman Islands."

"I wouldn't call myself rich. More like comfortably loaded."

"Mom, Dad, don't worry! I only want to leave you, but not your money!"

"Of course you can have some help from the bank of mum and dad, just as soon as we've had a word with the bank of grandma and grandad."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Critisize your weight.

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Rising Gas Prices

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"