Wig Comedian Gifts

Man's Hair Flies Off When Doctor Tests His Reaction

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

Applause

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Have you hugged your money today?

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"If I'd known, I would've changed my vows to; Until bald and fat do we part."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

A Head-Dress in 1777

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"Closed until further notice."

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

'...But I confessed to Oprah...isn't that in there?'

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

'One reason I like hanging out with you is you give me so many good ideas for my sermons.'

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

1784: Wigs are all the rage

"I couldn't find my other wig."