Wifi Wandere Gifts

"Can I use your Wi-Fi?" "Of course. Did you buy something?" "In a manner of speaking." "I bought a Snickers bar last month at the 7-11 over in Candorville." "So I'm basically a paying customer." "I'm not following." "My money went to pay the clerk's salary. A few days later, that clerk bought a magazine at a newsstand. The proprietor of that newsstand later used that money when he went to a massage parlor. He tipped the masseuse $65." "The masseuse later took a bus to our town, whe

Jack of all trades

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

The World Wide Web.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

WiFi Signals

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Technological Dependence.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Wifi whore

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

We don't have wi-fi.

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."