Whovian Wonder Gifts

Who's on First

The Art Student.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Who called this meeting again?"

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Mantis Love

"This will be a tricky operation."

Phoenix

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Time Machine Collision.

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

Ink Eraser

"Now that's art!"

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Domestic Animals.

'Oh course!'

Garden genomes.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Sportknitting

"Mum, look! It's a Showyourbottom duck!"

Hot dog warmer

Police Box

Bagging the Chipmunk

The Hummingbird

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

'There's a Mr. Oliver to see you. Says he can save the world.'

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

It's much easier on my knees.