Whirlpool Wonder Gifts

The Ocean's Plug

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Claus 2.0

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Cat Reunion

Keith Floyd.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"I hate it..."

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

'Oh course!'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Sportknitting

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

The Bluetooth Fairy.

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'