Who Loves Underwater Adventures Pillows

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Guide fish.

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Octopus on Keys.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"He chases submarines."

Making fun of Starfish.

Lovers scuba diving

Airplane Fish

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Happy Valentine's Day.

Shark with fish lollipops

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

Scuba diver in shark's water cooler.

'That was fun!'

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"