Whiz Kid Admirer Pillows

"He's a whiz kid."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Hollywood producer.

Witches Checkout.

Reindeer

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

TV stage door

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Fairy tale

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Cherub string quartets

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

Scale indicates the value of books.

An snail shell with a chimney

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

Antique oriental carpets.

Circus Baby.

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"