Whiz Kid Admirer Mugs

"He's a whiz kid."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Cheeze Wiz.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Hollywood producer.

Witches Checkout.

Reindeer

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Fairy tale

TV stage door

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Cherub string quartets

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

Scale indicates the value of books.

An snail shell with a chimney

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

Circus Baby.

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

Antique oriental carpets.

Cole Porter