Whitman Admirer T-Shirts

"Are you sure you want that, sir? - You don't really look like the Walt Whitman type."

Walt Whitman

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Airport

Fossil hunting

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Tin Man Visits New York

One book... One book... One book...

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

Mature poet surrounded by young artists passing mature artist surrounded by young poets.

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

'I've read all of Shakespeare unless he's written anything recently!'

Here Lies P_T_R W_I_L__S: Inventor of the Crossword Puzzle

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Weigh station

Romeo goes to the Chemists

Gobbledygookologist

"You have to admire their ingenuity at least -- They're burying their apple cores."

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'

"Just a signature and my alimony check."

"He's living his life in a vacuum."

'It says right here, sir, three times as much iron as other supplements.'

"You've put on weight."