Walt Whitman Fan T-Shirts

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

Stephen Fry.

Counsel's Opinion.

Oscar Wilde

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Your Country Needs MOO!

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

Pressing Problem

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

"I would have thought you'd be pleased."

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

The Trench-Sealer

Strike A Balance

'Dear Oscar, such a dry sense of humour.'

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

To some people, sarcasm is a second language.

Another day, another conquest

Jugular Vein

Aleksandr Griboyedov

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

Back Down

Sublime

"Well, thats buggered that idea"