Whisper Strategist Pillows

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

Business head.

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

"Our manager is young enough to have fresh new ideas!"

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

"Remember, a journey of a thousand miles begins with either two squares forward and one to the side, or two squares to the side and one forward."

FBI Agents Discuss Grilling Techniques

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

Small Talk Outlet

'On Wall Street, stocks and bonds dropped on news that past performance is no guarantee of future results...'

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."

"Psst - Evening News."

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

Your IQ is 176, Peel. - 'Is that high?' - 'That's higher than Stephen Hawking.' - 'Wow!' - 'Maybe you'll be a great physicist one day.' - 'Will I shrivel, too?' -

My signature move is barbecuing on the grill outside my house and setting off the smoke alarm inside.

"Will they hate me if I talk?"

"At the next board meeting maybe you'll just be quiet."

"I need a good pair of inner voice-cancelling headphones."

A ghost visits a man in a prison cell

'How to whisper out of the corner of my mouth without moving my lips.'

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.