Whisper Strategist Prints

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

Business head.

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

"Our manager is young enough to have fresh new ideas!"

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

Small Talk Outlet

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

FBI Agents Discuss Grilling Techniques

'On Wall Street, stocks and bonds dropped on news that past performance is no guarantee of future results...'

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."

My signature move is barbecuing on the grill outside my house and setting off the smoke alarm inside.

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

"Psst - Evening News."

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

"Will they hate me if I talk?"

"At the next board meeting maybe you'll just be quiet."

'How to whisper out of the corner of my mouth without moving my lips.'

A ghost visits a man in a prison cell

"I need a good pair of inner voice-cancelling headphones."

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.

By not taking sides and staying as neutral as possible, Bob was safe – and virtually invisible.