Whisper Warrior Prints

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."

'I'm telling you this in confidence because no one else will listen to me.'

Ban on Free Speech

Turtle Hat

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

Censorship is killing free society.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

"Sorry Bob, but it looks like your Pilot Fish was collateral damage in the feeding frenzy..."

Cat boxer

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

'It looks fishy to me.'

But if you make his pearls for him, he'll never learn to make them himself.

"When I retire, I'm thinking of down-sizing to a pond."

Hopkins!?!

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'