Whisper Warrior Prints

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."

'I'm telling you this in confidence because no one else will listen to me.'

Ban on Free Speech

Turtle Hat

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

Censorship is killing free society.

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

Cat boxer

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

"Sorry Bob, but it looks like your Pilot Fish was collateral damage in the feeding frenzy..."

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

"When I retire, I'm thinking of down-sizing to a pond."

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

Hopkins!?!

'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'

'It looks fishy to me.'

"How's the diet going?"