Whipped Cream Enthusiasts Gifts

Making healthy eating bearable.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Pi Ala Mode.

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Banana Split Personality

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Ice Cream Dreams.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'