Whipped Cream Connoisseur Gifts

'This is NOT a grande extra whipped cream hot chocolate with caramel drizzle!'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Cake Friday!

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

Making healthy eating bearable.

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

Pick Me Ups.

"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

Baker

Easter Bunny Island

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

'Acorns or chocolate cake?'

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

"Must've been a candy apple. I can't believe Adam and Eve would do us in for plain fruit."

"Baldo, why are you eating dessert first?"

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

Crusty Bread

"In this dream I am flavor of the moth, and double-chocolate-fudge ripple doesn't scare me."

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

It's a bit early for Easter eggs isn't it?