Whinnying Romantic Pillows

'Ignore him Gloria, stallions only have one thing on their minds!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'"

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"Yes I do like intelligent women - what a stupid question!"

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

"If your boyfriend is so special, why is his name tattooed on the back of your neck where you can't see it?"

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

Nature Magnified

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

'Have you been tampering with the sign?'

"Sorry, my mind was wandering. Were we complaining about today's youth, the government or the weather?"

Whining about mask wearing

Moan Pig.

"You will grow old and wrinkled, and moan about the weather."

"I hope you realize that I'm the one who has to write about this stupid vacation next fall."

This party better be good. I even had to wash my face!

Red Whine

'I don't only love you because your father left you a million pounds. I'd still love you whoever left it to you. . .'

'Mr. Humbug'

'...then I won't have to listen to you whining, will I?'

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved."

"I'm not social distancing. I just don't like you."

"Your looks are laughable, unphotographable. Happy valentine's day."

"I just feel hot, and I've started sweating a lot. . . can you give me something for that?"

Clash Of The Titans

'Gotta go, hot date with my future ex-wife.'

Wine glass face.