Whimsical Washer Watchers Pillows

"This looks like more fun than taking a bath."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Dessert Storm Veteran

'Today's surprise stock rise was not in reaction to anything. It was entirely unprovoked and spontaneous!'

As the Dryer Spins

'Intriguing how the eyes follow you round the room . . .'

Scavenging in the Recycling Bin

Cats in Santa hats holding letters that spell out 'Happy Christmas'.

"Hey, I produce four kilios of bacon packaging a week! Can you do that, too?"

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

A man works at a desk of the Hicksville Waste Mgnt. Center - His boxes are marked Sludge In Sludge Out

FOOD TENDED TO GO DIRECTLY TO EMILY'S EARS....

The late bird orders a take away.

"So. . . you're back!"

'Dinner will be washed in five minutes guys...'

Woman in supermarket under sign reading 'Buy one throw the other one away.'

The Crime, to the Best of Tiger's Recollection

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'

'It was another dramatic dog fight between the deadly foes.'

Horse falls in love with a toy horse.

You've heard of a dogfish, right?

Recycling

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'