Whimsical Wall Observers Pillows

Winter Border Wall

"Well, that one got away."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Apple Pie Abduction

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Mother Duck.

"Projectile hairballing."

Mouse with a cat cake.

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

The Karate Kitten.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Mephistopheles

The Cow-Butt Frog.

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

Self Portrait.

Goalkeeping Dog

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

"Hey Gus, there's a guy playing the pipe in town: Let's go and follow him..."

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

Understudies

Centaur Driver

"It's hard to trust those Beanbirds. They're always 'up' to something!"

"Let's go to my place, Goldie. My parents won't spy on us."

Mermaids

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

'...here are this week's lucky fur balls.'

'Intriguing how the eyes follow you round the room . . .'

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

Lemmings jump off a cliff wearing t-shirts reading 'I'm with stupid'.

"We can't be the only three."

'Might there be a story behind these elephants of the sea, these strange and lovely elephants of the sea?

'There's not a lot I can do for you.'