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Winter Border Wall

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Apple Pie Abduction

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Well, that one got away."

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Projectile hairballing."

Mother Duck.

Mouse with a cat cake.

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

The Karate Kitten.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Mephistopheles

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

The Cow-Butt Frog.

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

Goalkeeping Dog

Self Portrait.

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

"Hey Gus, there's a guy playing the pipe in town: Let's go and follow him..."

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

Centaur Driver

"It's hard to trust those Beanbirds. They're always 'up' to something!"

Mermaids

Understudies

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"Let's go to my place, Goldie. My parents won't spy on us."

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

'...here are this week's lucky fur balls.'

'Intriguing how the eyes follow you round the room . . .'

'There's not a lot I can do for you.'

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

"We can't be the only three."

'Might there be a story behind these elephants of the sea, these strange and lovely elephants of the sea?