Whimsical Show Lovers Gifts

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Dog in casino.

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

The worm that churned!

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'Pick a business card.'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Bird plucking a cello

"There's someone sleeping in my pew, and she's still there!"

Banana

"Six down, three to go!!"

Bus for Giraffes.

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

'My biological clock finally went off.'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

Baby delivery

"I've finally accepted the fact that I am full of it. . . with the help of my psychiatrist."

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."