Whimsical Scenarios Gifts

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Trojan Hurdler.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

Cat chess

'Visualize yourself not falling off the wall.'

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

Art Student

Fat guy on a seesaw.

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

Genie: 'Service Expired 12-31-1245 A.D.'

' You're not going on the at risk register just because granny's got big teeth.'

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

Dog and hedgehog playing football.

Prisoner

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

'...And my porridge is always too hot!'

Slug Nightmares

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

Hare and the tortoise race odds.

Wheelburrows.

'And now, will the best man please come forward with the custard pies?'

"There seems to be some movement behind the bowler's arm."

'I lived in a gingerbread house until I ate myself out of house and home.'

Hamelin Folk Tunes.

Dog and Flea Circus