Whimsical Scenarios Prints

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Trojan Hurdler.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

Spiderman car window cleaner

Cat chess

'Visualize yourself not falling off the wall.'

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

Art Student

Fat guy on a seesaw.

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

Genie: 'Service Expired 12-31-1245 A.D.'

Dog and hedgehog playing football.

Bob! Relax! You're wagging too hard!

' You're not going on the at risk register just because granny's got big teeth.'

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

Prisoner

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

Slug Nightmares

'...And my porridge is always too hot!'

'These little green pills should help you get your Irish up.'

Hare and the tortoise race odds.

Wheelburrows.

'And now, will the best man please come forward with the custard pies?'

"There seems to be some movement behind the bowler's arm."

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

'You're moving just a little too fast for me.'

Dog and Flea Circus

'I lived in a gingerbread house until I ate myself out of house and home.'