Whimsical Stories Prints

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

A boy acting suspiciously

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

"Phew, that was close."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'We should have removed that sign.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'He has his father's feet.'

Tess of the Dirigibles

Doughnut Criminals

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"Ground score!"

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

Mermaid parachuting.