Whimsical Stories Prints

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

A boy acting suspiciously

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Phew, that was close."

'I'd like to report a peeping tom.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'We should have removed that sign.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

Doughnut Criminals

Tess of the Dirigibles

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'He has his father's feet.'

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

A tortoise in love with a cat

Mermaid parachuting.