Whimsical Story Fans Prints

"Surviving the shipwreck wasn't that difficult, Ted. The Tin Man sacrificed himself to serve as a stove and the Scarecrow provided the needed fuel. At that point, the question of what to cook kind of solved itself."

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Dog in casino.

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Cat eats date.

Hot Tub Frosty

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

'Pick a business card.'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"There's someone sleeping in my pew, and she's still there!"

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Bus for Giraffes.

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

"I've finally accepted the fact that I am full of it. . . with the help of my psychiatrist."

Baby delivery

'Hey! When did you learn cursive?'

The emperor penguin's new clothes.

Scare Doe

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '