Whimsical Renovator Pillows

' I hope this adds a little enjoyment for you. '

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

'The roof needs icing.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Mouse real estate!

Witch Hardware

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

Shop for cats

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

Home Sweet Home.

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

Painting and decorating

"Yes, our dishwasher is a smart appliance. But, you still have to actually put the dishes in it."

Violin Playing Snowman.

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

A christmas tree for the cat

"He loves me!"

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"We'll take it."

"Takes all sorts to build a house like that."

Bird sees 'No Vacancy' sign on birdhouse

Heaven - under new management.

Safety Pin

A bear decorates a snowbear.

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"