Quirky Renovators Pillows

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

A cock up of builders

House Painter gets stuck to the ceiling.

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

Duck in a bathtub

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

Artist Painting his Television.

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

DIY Disaster.

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

A botched home improvement job.

'It's my feature wall.'

Changing house name.

DIY store with a first aid department

Plasterer skimming a wall

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

"After the kids moved out I turned their space into a guest room."

"What if we put the solid granite Jacuzzi on the first floor?"

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

"It's a quote from the builder, he's wanting £900 just to come around and sneer at us!"