Whimsical Pun Fan Pillows

Dish and spoons, "She always goes off with the dishy ones"

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Dog in casino.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Cupid misses his shot.

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Bus for Giraffes.

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

"I've finally accepted the fact that I am full of it. . . with the help of my psychiatrist."

Baby delivery

Scare Doe

RIP John Le Carre

Weather forecast

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."