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Dish and spoons, "She always goes off with the dishy ones"

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Dog in casino.

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Cupid misses his shot.

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"There's someone sleeping in my pew, and she's still there!"

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Bus for Giraffes.

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

Baby delivery

"I've finally accepted the fact that I am full of it. . . with the help of my psychiatrist."

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

RIP John Le Carre

The emperor penguin's new clothes.