Whimsical Letter Writer T-Shirts

'What? -- You didn't get your letter to Santa notarized?'

'Dear Great Pumpkin...'

Santa Claus's Mail

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

Bubble gum leaves

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Mother Goose's Haiku

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

A Poet

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

'He has his father's feet.'

"I think that I shall never see a lawsuit lovely as a tree." "Don't go soft on us, Lenny."

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

Reading the love-letter

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

"Take a letter, any letter"

"if you miss a payment, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."