Whimsical Expressionist Gifts

Paul Klee

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I said slime."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Spring Training

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Scuba cow"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Fishing for Birds

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."