Whimsical Child Pillows

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

Spring Training

Honey Wallah

Baby Hairstyles.

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

Museum of Anthropology. Did Neanderthals carry backpacks?

"Jim was a model Dad".

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.

"I'm training him."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

Snowman makes himself a girlfriend

"Yesterday's weather forecast was wrong. Is that what is meant when they say 'fake news'?"

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

"Till death do us part? Does that mean by natural causes, or would an accident count?"

Fat guy on a seesaw.

"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

Kangaroo with multiple pockets for lots of children...

'Daddy says 'meow'.'

"I can't right now. I have to pick the kids up then eat them."