Whimsical Child Mugs

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

Spring Training

Baby Hairstyles.

Honey Wallah

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"Jim was a model Dad".

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"I'm training him."

"Yesterday's weather forecast was wrong. Is that what is meant when they say 'fake news'?"

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

Snowman makes himself a girlfriend

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

"Till death do us part? Does that mean by natural causes, or would an accident count?"

Fat guy on a seesaw.

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."

Kangaroo with multiple pockets for lots of children...

"I can't right now. I have to pick the kids up then eat them."

'Daddy says 'meow'.'

Happy little clouds