Whiffle Ball Lover Pillows

Whiffle Ball Golf.

Turn, turn and turn.

"They look like pickles."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

'Ref!!'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

Doctor to patient 'Take two of these and call me in the morning...'

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

Say it with cacti

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

'Sorry, it's always the same - one glass of champers and I go all giggly!'

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

'I love high-definition TV!'

'He found a dog whistle.'

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

Blind Referee

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

"It's okay, but I do prefer bowling!"

Sisyphus' League Night

'It's for teenage girls.'