Whiffle Ball Lover Pillows

Whiffle Ball Golf.

Turn, turn and turn.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"They look like pickles."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Pin-atas

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

'Ref!!'

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

Doctor to patient 'Take two of these and call me in the morning...'

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

World Cup Football Enthusiasm!

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

'I love high-definition TV!'

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

You gonna eat your pickle?

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

'Sorry, it's always the same - one glass of champers and I go all giggly!'

Laugh all you want, I'll be the only one without a concussion!

Say it with cacti

'He found a dog whistle.'

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

Sisyphus' League Night

'It's for teenage girls.'

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

"It's okay, but I do prefer bowling!"

Ernie read that European Union officials in Brussels gave some wavering answers, and it made him hungry. Belgian waffles please! Breakfast Lunch Dinner,