Raffle Lover Pillows

'Like to win an autographed bat,sir?'

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

"Dad, can you buy some school raffle tickets? The grand prize is a motorcycle!"

"The Christmas cake I baked for the church raffle is in the kitchen, I'll go and get it."

Romantic Giraffes

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Why giraffes hate winter

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

How oysters get engaged.

'Mathematician's Rap.'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Sorry Kid?"

'You'll grow into it!'

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

No, it's not the beer talking. Beer actually makes a better impression than I do. ! !

"My dad was a prize-winning bull too: According to Mum, he won a raffle once at the local fair..."

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

Well, where's the last place you had it?

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

"And the lovely, little daughter understood her daddy was tired from harvesting people's personal data all day and went to sleep. The end."

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

Giraffe Interview

"Nothing says 'Teacher Appreciation' like an administrator winning the raffle."

Gobel Giraffe Farm

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