Wheely Creative Gifts

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'I did it all from memory.'

Tzatzikicicle

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Spatula Conductor

Wedding Wellies

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

Artist and chiken

'There's something you should know about washable wallpaper,pet!'

Who wants to lick the swatters.

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

"I figured one of us should use it!"

Wallpapering.

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

Old woman in shoe says: 'We can't afford to move, so we're just having a few improvements made.'

Painting dad's face

Rooting.

'Do try our jailhouse rock cake.'

'That's it! The lost chord!'

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Breathing is Wheezy.

'Alien autopsy!'

Dip Pen Bouquet

A knitter's in and out boxes

Starving Artist

Bob tries, unsuccessfully, to wear the world as a loose garment.

'A bird's nest. . . hmmm, I wonder what that would taste like in a soup?'