Wheezy Wanderer Gifts

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Breathing is Wheezy.

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

ET Mishap

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Hats and Food

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Sport Utility Boot.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Funnel of Love

Valentine Day

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Travelogue

Desert Island Mishap

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"